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Wanted Demotivational Poster


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...



TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

VACATION - Where your boss can't call you and there is no alarm.

TAGS: vacation all i ever wanted
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:17 am
You are very close to correct CANADA, it is the boundary waters in MN very close to Ontario.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
hmmm, that sure looks alot like home

DUMPSTER BABIES - Think before you act.


MODERATORS WANTED - If you believe you have what it takes... Mr. Motifake would like you to join his elite team.

TAGS: moderators wanted
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:02 am

that is because somebody tied you up....
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:19 am
I do! But nothing else... ;)
rerun - March 6, 2010, 9:09 am

um, we don't wear ties. 5 bananas
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:21 am
5 cubes on that.
MO - March 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Holy crap! Check Pat's! I think the monkey is on the loose!! 5 trained ones Ice!!


That's Classified -


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)

Knock Knock -



TAGS: poor sir galahad the chaste just wanted a little oral
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
You're right, it is better with the tags. Re-five.
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 3:19 pm
As long as it not at Camelot. It's a silly place.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
That sounds like one hell of a great evening, hyde.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 3:11 pm
Well, thats the evening then. Beer, Nachos and the Holy Grail.
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 1:16 pm
No no - it's entirely too perilous! 5 naughty, naughty Zoots.
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 12:26 pm
Perilous 5!


TAGS: credit goes to sean i m just a vessel who wanted to go with girls girls girls
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MO - July 22, 2009, 9:17 pm
I heard there was going to be a guest appearance from.....the bre***y Boys...
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:51 pm
Sean's the leader of the pachyderms. How's that?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:50 pm
I bribe ONE little elephant to play ONE little song, and now all of a sudden I'm somehow an arsonist. Not fair.
Arrogant Knight - June 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Goddammit, ag, TAKE THE CREDIT!!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 1:03 am
I've heard of epic bre***, but never savage bre***. 5 Lions anyways.


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A f***ing Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....

HELP WANTED - Now hiring wine maker, needed immediately.

WANTED - Most likely dead


TAGS: tiger woods blonde girlfriend wanted
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Steamboatwilly - December 16, 2009, 9:28 am
Girlfriends MUST be white. No nappy heads! These were O.J.`s rules too.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:21 am
I wonder if Jack is thinking that his records are looking better every day


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